Things to do if you get bored at Wal-Mart
I found this posted on another blog. I thought it was very funny.
What to do if you get bored in Walmart
What to do if you get bored in Walmart
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
- Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
- Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!'
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